Categories
Get well soon, health Love

We both know that the mind of a woman in love operates on the lowest level of the intellect!


Hitchcock, Ingrid Bergman
Spellbound (1945)

Categories
Inspirational, advice

Inverse les rôles


Visconti
L’innocente (1976)

Categories
Uncategorized

Women have always been educated to submit


Une femme dont on parle (1954)

Categories
Congratulations, compliments

Une vraie fée du logis


Titli, une chronique indienne (2015)

Monsieur Je Sais Tout. Vous êtes le seul qui connaisse tout

 

Capra, Gable, Colbert
It Happened One Night (1934)

Categories
Refusal

Je ne suis pas ce genre de femme


Serena (2014)

Mangez comme une grande fille


Categories
Excuses, justification

I’m a man. — Well…


Wilder, Lemmon
Some Like It Hot (1950)

Categories
Congratulations, compliments

The legs of women are compasses which circle the globe

Les jambes des femmes sont des compas qui arpentent le globe terrestre en tous sens, lui donnant son équilibre et son harmonie


Truffaut
L’Homme qui aimait les femmes (1977)

Categories
Fear Stress, worry

Something tells me the omelette is about to hit the fan

(More omelettes)

Wilder, Lemmon, Curtis
Some Like It Hot (1959)

Categories
Refusal

Watson, this is a very small flat. We don’t want to clutter it with women


Wilder
The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970)

Categories
Disgust, dislike Surprise, wonder

How do women stand it? Naked men are repulsive

Antoine : Si j’étais une femme, je pourrais pas supporter de voir un homme à poil, je trouve ça vraiment dégoutant.

Christine : Pas tous.

Truffaut, Jade
Domicile conjugal (1970)

Categories
Refusal Sex

I’m not answering. — Now you understand


Vadim, Bardot, Birkin
Don Juan 73 (1973)

Categories
Inspirational, advice

Girls are like rosebuds. You get me?


Forman
Les Amours d’une blonde (1965)

Categories
Fear Get well soon, health Love

I’ve always been scared of women, but I get over it


Hitchcock, Grant, Bergman
Notorious (1946)

Categories
Sex

Look at me my angel


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la poupée (1970)

Categories
Jealousy, envy

We’re much prettier than men… don’t you think ?


Camillo Mastrocinque, Barbara Steele
Un angelo per Satana (1966)

Categories
Happiness, satisfaction Surprise, wonder

Why is it all women weep when they are happy?


Sternberg, Lorre
Crime and Punishment (1935)

Categories
Surprise, wonder

Wonder why women are fascinated by murder


Wise, Philip Terry, Lawrence Tierney
Born to Kill (1947)

Vous me traitez encore une fois de femme et je vous canarde

 

Sherman, O'Hara
Comanche Territory (1950)

Categories
Inspirational, advice

Be mean to the boys. Teach them a lesson


Godard, Nicole Berger
Tous les garçons s’appellent Patrick (1959)

Categories
Disappointment

Girls know nothing about anything

(More sunglasses)

Godard, Anne Colette
Tous les garçons s’appellent Patrick (1959)

Categories
Surprise, wonder

Walk ahead, so I can watch your ass


Truffaut, Léaud
La Nuit américaine (1973)

Categories
Sadness Threat, orders

The world is not a place for women


Metodi Andonov, Bulgaria
Kozijat rog (1972)

Categories
Excuses, justification Inspirational, advice Love

Men who expect women to be logical are failures in love


Lubitsch, Dietrich
Angel (1937)

Categories
Surprise, wonder

C’est drôle, c’est la première fois que je vois nager une femme


Hitchcock, O'Hara, Newton
Jamaica Inn (1939)

Categories
Congratulations, compliments Valentine

You’re so beautiful. Your eyes are like stars

Félicia : T’es belle… T’as des yeux comme des étoiles


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1970)

Categories
Sex

You know your mouth is driving me crazy ?


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Sex

So, my little girl…


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Sex

Do you habitually rape men ? — Only the rare ones who don’t rape me


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Disappointment Refusal

Are you hiding ? Leaving me alone…


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Invitation, party Refusal Sex

Drop the knitting and let me kiss you. — No, sir !


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Surprise, wonder

I’m a man


Deville, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Invitation, party Sex

Imagine I’m a man and you’re a woman


Deville, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1960)

Categories
Excuses, justification

Sans femme, on n’aurait pas besoin de boutons !


What would you men do if there were no women around to sew buttons on? – Fritz Lang
Human Desire (1954)

Categories
Sadness

La plupart des femmes ne sont pas heureuses


Fritz Lang, Gloria Grahame
Human Desire (1954)

Categories
Reproach, rudeness

C’est donc là votre vengeance, sales garces ?


The Beguiled (2017)

Categories
Disappointment Excuses, justification Refusal

If you don’t mind, miss, where I come from, it’s the man who does the picking

Litvak, Stanwyck, Lancaster
Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)

Categories
Refusal

Don’t you know there are times when a woman doesn’t care to talk?


The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek (1943)

Categories
Refusal Reproach, rudeness

I’m lending a hand. — Scratch your ass with it. In line !


Le Grand Bain (2018)

Categories
Refusal

Did I ask for anything ?


Le Grand Bain (2018)

Categories
Love

Can I kiss you?


Seule sur la plage la nuit (2017)

Categories
Reproach, rudeness

Une idiote


The Gingerbread Man (1998)

Categories
Uncategorized

How could you know? You’re not a woman


Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)

Categories
Disappointment Jealousy, envy Wedding, marriage

Je suis votre femme


Hitchcock (2013)

Categories
Sex Threat, orders

Avec une bonne fessée


Lubitsch
Trouble in Paradise (1932)

Categories
Inspirational, advice

Les femmes ont un cerveau et une âme


Little Women (2019)

Categories
Surprise, wonder

Vous êtes un homme ?


Wonder Woman (2017)

Categories
Refusal

No feminist or queer propaganda


The Professor (2018)

Categories
Love Wedding, marriage

Marriage is when the woman asks the man to take off his pajamas

… because she wants to send them to the laundry


Donen, Audrey Hepburn, Finney
Two for the Road (1967)