
You’re not a man but a beast

Oh my God he doesn’t flog the dolphin before a big date!
Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date.
Are you crazy? That’s like going out there with a loaded gun!
I bet you’re no shrimp in the cock department
Holy shit! I’ve been going out with a loaded gun.
Alright I think you’re all set. So just go clean the pipes and lets go.
—Do you suck dicks?
—Sir, No, sir.
—Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
—You think anyone with pants on is cute.
—That’s a lie. I like lots of people without pants. What I mean is…
A woman is a hole, isn’t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.
—But you’re all wet.
—You better start getting used to me fresh out of the shower
Altar Keane : Vern, when you come to a fenced range, do you always try to climb over it?
Vern Haskell : I always see if the gates open, first.
(voir In the Line of Fire)
I’m used to work with my brain not my backside