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Sex

Vous voyez des connotations sexuelles partout ?

Eastwood, Daly
The Enforcer (1976)

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Sex

Je vois. Donc, c’est une question de pénétration ?

Eastwood, Daly
The Enforcer (1976)

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Sex

Parce que ses pics rappellent de gros seins

Daves
Spencer’s Mountain (1963)

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Inspirational, advice

Le cheval est comme la femme

Ray, Mitchum, Hayward
The Lusty Men (1952)

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Inspirational, advice

Un cheval est comme une femme. L’apparence ne veut rien dire

Booker (Arthur Hunnicutt): Judging a horse is like judging a woman. You can never by the head or the mane.

Ray, Mitchum, Kennedy, Hunnicutt
The Lusty Men (1952)

Categories
Condolences, consolation Disappointment

Yeah… Well… That’s the way it crumbles… Cookie-wise

Wilder, Lemmon
The Apartment (1960)

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Inspirational, advice Jealousy, envy

Un homme jaloux n’est pas plus dangereux qu’un taureau aveugle

A jealous man is no more dangerous than a blind bull.

Sternberg, Dietrich
The Devil Is a Woman (1935)

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Friendship

We go together like Chinese food and chocolate pudding. Let’s face it

— Yeah, but, Cal, those two things don’t really go together

— We go together like cocaine and waffles

— No, like for instance, if I say peanut butter and …

— Lady!

— No: jelly

— Like to put jelly on a lady ?

Reilly
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

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Surprise, wonder

What the hell is going on? it’s like a monster convention here!

(autres modèles de lunettes)

Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah (2001)

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Love Sex

And you… look like a guitar too, but one made by Picasso

Forman
Les Amours d’une blonde (1965)

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Get well soon, health

You’ve become a cancer. A malignant, evil cancer, rotting my mind

Wise
The Body Snatcher (1945)

Five-foot-9. I didn’t know they stacked shit that high

Kubrick
Full Metal Jacket (1987)

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Threat, orders

You no-account, two-faced dog

Sirk, Hudson, Stack
Written on the Wind (1956)

Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one

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Eastwood
The Dead Pool (1988)

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Disappointment

Weekends, like life, are short

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Price
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)

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Disappointment Disgust, dislike

Life is a chewy shit sandwich

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The Doom Generation (1995)

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Congratulations, compliments Love Threat, orders Valentine

Light of my life

Kubrick, Nicholson
The Shining (1980)

Categories
Threat, orders

You’re like a rat in a box without any holes

Humberstone, Mature, Cregar
I Wake Up Screaming (1941)

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Disappointment Sex

Looks like a penis, only smaller

This witticism predates the film. An earlier instance maybe found in Richard Grayson’s short story, “The Finest Joe Colletti Story Ever Written (So Far)”, originally published in WRIT magazine #8, Innis College, Toronto, 1973.

Pink Cadillac (1989)

Categories
Disgust, dislike Sex

Like a testicle with teeth

Deadpool (2016)

Categories
Disgust, dislike Get well soon, health

Look at you, all bunged up like a barrelhouse vag

Preminger, Andrews
Where the Sidewalk Ends (1950)

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Get well soon, health

Lying is like alcoholism, you’re continually recovering

Soderbergh
Sex, Lies and Videotapes (19!9)

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Condolences, consolation Disappointment Jealousy, envy

He’s like a toy they manufacture. Like one of the Ken and Barbie dolls

(Un type méprisable)

Axelrod, Weld, McDowall
Lord Love a Duck (1966)

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Disappointment Refusal

Poetry in translation is like taking a shower with a raincoat on

This metaphor is usually used in a different context : “Some men claim that using a condom is like taking a shower with a raincoat on ” (Nass, Libby, Fisher, Sexual Choices: An Introduction to Human Sexuality, 1984, p. 366)

Jarmusch
Paterson (2016)

Categories
Get well soon, health Good News

I feel like a blind man who’s miraculously recovered his sight!

Jarmusch, Benigni
Night on Earth (1991)

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Uncategorized

What am I supposed to do? Walk around like a puppet or use my intelligence?

La Cava, Katharine Hepburn
Stage Door (1937)

Categories
Congratulations, compliments Excuses, justification

Non, c’est un chaton


Damon, Bale
Ford vs Ferrari (2019)

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Congratulations, compliments Surprise, wonder Welcome

You’re the gaucho of the pampas, the legendary uncle!


Lautner, Ventura, Rich
Les Tontons flingueurs (1963)

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Wedding, marriage

Un couple, ça a le goût du riz au thé vert

Ozu
Le Goût du riz au thé vert (1952)

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Inspirational, advice

Life must be bright; we must keep it beautiful and bubbling like pink champagne


McCarey, Dunne
Love Affair (1939)

You sit there like assholes!


Melville, Ventura
Le Deuxième Souffle (1966)

Categories
Love Sex Valentine

You know, just to hold the soft part of your arms is a meal

Aldrich, Meeker
Kiss Me Deadly (1955)

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Congratulations, compliments Valentine

Tu as les lèvres de Salomé et les yeux de Cléopâtre


Penn, Brando
Missouri Breaks (1976)

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Seasons

Like some animals, women go into hibernation

Comme certains animaux les femmes pratiquent l’hibernation. Pendant qautre mois, elles disparaissent, on ne les voit pas


Truffaut
L’Homme qui aimait les femmes (1977)

Who was that flat-arsed little goose?


Truffaut
L’Homme qui aimait les femmes (1977)

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Congratulations, compliments

The legs of women are compasses which circle the globe

Les jambes des femmes sont des compas qui arpentent le globe terrestre en tous sens, lui donnant son équilibre et son harmonie


Truffaut
L’Homme qui aimait les femmes (1977)

Categories
Sex

Ever noticed his cock looks like the spout of a teapot?


Eustache
La Maman et la Putain (1973)

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Fear Stress, worry

Something tells me the omelette is about to hit the fan

(More omelettes)

Wilder, Lemmon, Curtis
Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Uncategorized

Too dark, it’s like bloody fingers


Chabrol, Huppert
Violette Nozière (1977)

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Inspirational, advice

Girls are like rosebuds. You get me?


Forman
Les Amours d’une blonde (1965)

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Disgust, dislike Excuses, justification Shame, guilt

My soul felt like a bordello

“Mon âme me faisait l’effet d’une maison close” (Béatrice Beck)


Melville, Riva
Léon Morin, prêtre (1961)

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Happiness, satisfaction

Every time I wake up, I feel just like a cat


Nicholas Ray, O'Donnell
They Live by Night (1948)

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Congratulations, compliments Love

Your hair is like a field of silver daisies

 

Fleming, Tone, Harlow
Bombshell (1933)

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Congratulations, compliments Love

All you need is a frame and you will be a masterpiece


Borzage, Cooper
Desire (1936)

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Congratulations, compliments

Elle avance en beauté comme la nuit, sans nuages et remplie d’étoiles

“She walks in beauty, like the night

Of cloudless climes and starry skies;

And all that’s best of dark and bright

Meet in her aspect and her eyes.”

(more Byron)

Hitchcock, Laughton, O'Hara.
Jamaica Inn (1939)

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Congratulations, compliments Valentine

You’re so beautiful. Your eyes are like stars

Félicia : T’es belle… T’as des yeux comme des étoiles


Deville, Cassel, Bardot
L’Ours et la Poupée (1970)

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Threat, orders

A pig of a Jew like you


Radok
Daleká cesta (1948)

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Congratulations, compliments Love

You’re like a thousand women in one

LUI. Tu es comme mille femmes ensemble. (Partie I)


Resnais, Duras, Riva
Hiroshima mon amour (1959)

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Sadness

“My youth was but a gloomy storm…”

Delphine Seyrig quotes Baudelaire :

“Ma jeunesse ne fut qu’un ténébreux orage,

Traversé çà et là par de brillants soleils”

(Les Fleurs du mal, “L’Ennemi”, 1857)


Chantal Akerman, Delphine Seyrig
Jeanne Dielman, 23 rue du Commerce (1975)

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Reproach, rudeness

Are you really a woman? You look like an artichoke!


Fellini, Masina
La strada (1954)