In Russia when somebody wants someone they say, “You, come here.” —Oh, you mad romantic Russians!
— Get away! You’re not gonna frisk me.
— Stand still!
— Shut up! Take your paws off me or I’ll make you use that gun.
—You take it back.
—I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.