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You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth





















(Gook : “derogatory term for certain people of East and Southeast Asian descent”)


Il n’y a rien de plus affreux que de rester toute seule chez soi le dimanche

Uchūjin Tokyo ni arawaru









(Popiół i diament)


(Un toast pour mademoiselle)


