

A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”
You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
(Gook : “derogatory term for certain people of East and Southeast Asian descent”)
Il n’y a rien de plus affreux que de rester toute seule chez soi le dimanche
Uchūjin Tokyo ni arawaru
(Popiół i diament)
(Un toast pour mademoiselle)