Author: denis_neyruda

Sex

Ever noticed his cock looks like the spout of a teapot?

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Post date July 8, 2020

Eustache — *La Maman et la Putain* (1973)

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Tags Beds, Body parts, Metaphors

Boredom Split ups

But you know, I’m pretty tired of both of us

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Post date July 8, 2020

Welles, Hayworth, Sloane — *The Lady from Shanghai* (1948)

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Disappointment

But instead of licking my hand, you barked

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Post date July 8, 2020

Lubitsch, Stewart, Sullavan — *The Shop Around the Corner* (1940)

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Tags Dogs

Uncategorized

All my knowledge comes from books, and I’d just finished a novel

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Post date July 8, 2020

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Tags Dreaming, Literature

Birthday, aging Inspirational, advice

You’re a woman of 50. Grow up

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Post date July 8, 2020

Wilder, Swanson, Holden — *Sunset Boulevard* (1950)

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Birthday, aging Condolences, consolation

There’s nothing tragic about being 50, unless you try to be 25

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Post date July 8, 2020

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Fear Sex

“She’s afraid of the big bad wolf Tra, la, la, la, la”

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Post date July 8, 2020

Capra, Gable — *It Happened One Night* (1934)

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Tags Beds

Get well soon, health Happiness, satisfaction Love Sadness

Tell her, her love was the only real happiness that I have ever known

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Post date July 8, 2020

Cet aveu n’est pas dans le roman, mais on peut à la rigueur le placer dans le bref intervalle dont parle M. Bertrand dans la lettre CLXIII : “Ensuite il [Valmont] a voulu qu’on les laissât seul ensemble pendant un moment.”

Frears, Malkovich — *Dangerous Liaisons* (1988)

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Fear

The was Bluebeard in France, Jack the Ripper in London

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Post date July 8, 2020

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Disappointment Love Refusal Sadness Split ups Wedding, marriage

We will never get married

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Post date July 8, 2020

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Tags Kids and teens

Love

Meow

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Post date July 8, 2020

Duvivier, Rogers, Fonda — *Tales of Manhattan* (1942)

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Tags Cats

Welcome

Jane. — Tarzan

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Post date July 8, 2020

Van Dyke, Weissmuller, O'Sullivan — *Tarzan the Ape Man* (1932)

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Love

I can’t concentrate when you like at me like that

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Post date July 8, 2020

Seiter, Hayworth, Astaire — *You Were Never Lovelier* (1942)

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Love

I love you more than beans and rice

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Post date July 8, 2020

(More vegetables)

Malle, Carradine, Shields — *Pretty Baby* (1978)

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Tags Food, Kids and teens

Disgust, dislike Refusal

I really hate that kind of music

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Post date July 8, 2020

Jarmusch, Lurie — *Stranger Than Paradise* (1984)

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Refusal Sadness Shame, guilt

Don’t ask why. I won’t tell you

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Post date July 8, 2020

Chabrol, Lafont, Audran — *Les Bonnes Femmes* (1960)

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Get well soon, health Sex Shame, guilt

Le Dr Brabec appelle ça : “ejaculatio praecox”

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Post date July 8, 2020

Menzel — *Trains étroitement surveillés* (1966)

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Tags Kids and teens, Latin and Romans

Fear Refusal

Ah, don’t make me burn in hell!

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Post date July 7, 2020

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Fear Stress, worry

Something tells me the omelette is about to hit the fan

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Post date July 7, 2020

(More omelettes)

Wilder, Lemmon, Curtis — *Some Like It Hot* (1959)

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Tags Gender, prejudice, Hats (women), Metaphors

Surprise, wonder

Vous devenez vertueux ?

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Post date July 7, 2020

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Excuses, justification

Il ne s’agit pas de vertu, mais de savoir vivre

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Post date July 7, 2020

Sirk, Sanders — *A Scandal in Paris* (1946)

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Congratulations, compliments Inspirational, advice Invitation, party Work

J’ai besoin d’un homme efficace, comme… vous

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Post date July 7, 2020

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Disappointment

Je reprends du gin

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Post date July 7, 2020

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Tags Drinking, Media

Surprise, wonder

Dieu tout puissant !

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Post date July 7, 2020

Wilder, Lemmon — *The Front Page* (1974)

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Tags Media, Religion

Good News Happiness, satisfaction Work

Il ne m’est jamais rien arrivé de mieux !

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Post date July 7, 2020

Wilder, Lemmon, Sarandon — *The Front Page* (1974)

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Tags Drinking, Media

Good News Inspirational, advice

Demain, nous allons épater la ville

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Post date July 7, 2020

Wilder, Matthau, Lemmon — *The Front Page* (1974)

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Tags Media

Refusal

Watson, this is a very small flat. We don’t want to clutter it with women

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Post date July 7, 2020

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Tags Gender, prejudice, Homes, moving

Love Sadness

Cry, when love broke your heart

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Excuses, justification

Almost killed a man once. Shot a little too low.

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Tags Guns

Uncategorized

He is far more glib of tongue

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Tags Body parts, Japan, Language

Refusal Sex Surprise, wonder

You loook surprised. I assume you must be a virgin

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Tags Japan

Disappointment Sex Surprise, wonder

Did you lie to me about your virginity?

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Post date July 6, 2020

Narizzano, Bankhead — *Die, Die, My Darling* (1965)

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Congratulations, compliments Valentine

Oh, Gee, Baby! How did the angels ever let you leave Heaven?

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Birthday, aging

The stars are ageless, aren’t they?

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Post date July 6, 2020

Wilder, Swanson — *Sunset Boulevard* (1950)

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Sex

Sure, with the tongue

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Post date July 6, 2020

Godard, Brasseur, Karina — *Bande à part* (19§4)

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Tags Body parts

Refusal

Kiss my ass

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Tags Body parts, Insults and profanities

Disgust, dislike Surprise, wonder

How do women stand it? Naked men are repulsive

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Post date July 6, 2020

Antoine : Si j’étais une femme, je pourrais pas supporter de voir un homme à poil, je trouve ça vraiment dégoutant.

Christine : Pas tous.

Truffaut, Jade — *Domicile conjugal* (1970)

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Tags Beds, Gender, prejudice, Literature

Refusal Split ups

Va te faire foutre

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Post date July 6, 2020

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Tags Insults and profanities, Japan

Disappointment Inspirational, advice Sex

You are not chickening out, are you?

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Post date July 5, 2020

Malle, Bardot, Birkin — *Don Juan 73* (1973)

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Tags Beds

Sex

You think we should?

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Post date July 5, 2020

Vadim, Bardot, Birkin — *Don Juan 73* (1973)

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Tags Beds

Refusal Sex

No sex

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Post date July 5, 2020

Lubitsch, Cooper, Hopkins, March — *Design for Living* (1933)

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Inspirational, advice

You began with too much self-mortification

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Post date July 5, 2020

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Tags Religion

Congratulations, compliments Happiness, satisfaction Inspirational, advice Sex

Do it again. I like it. Do it again

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Post date July 5, 2020

Conway, Harlow, Morris — *Red-Headed Woman* (1932)

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Congratulations, compliments Sex

Oh, that’s not bad either

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Post date July 5, 2020

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Tags Beds, Body parts

Refusal Sex

I’m not answering. — Now you understand

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Post date July 5, 2020

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Tags Gender, prejudice, Telephone

Refusal Stress, worry

It’s almost 7… my hair’s not done…

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Post date July 5, 2020

Jean Boyer — *Coiffeur pour dames* (1952)

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Tags Body parts, Telephone

Loneliness Love

We are… we are two lonely creatures

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Post date July 5, 2020

Fellini, Périer, Masina — *Le notti di Cabiria* (1957)

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Inspirational, advice Threat, orders

I kill with my heart. That’s why I never miss my aim

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Post date July 5, 2020

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Tags Guns

Congratulations, compliments Welcome

Gee, you’re beautiful

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Post date July 5, 2020

Brown, Stewart — *Come Live with Me* (1941)

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Uncategorized

Too dark, it’s like bloody fingers

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Post date July 5, 2020

Chabrol, Huppert — *Violette Nozière* (1977)

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Tags Body parts, Make-up, Metaphors