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(George and Ira Gerschwin)




Leftovers aren’t exactly my diet, my darling.



… stay quiet when you wanna think.







— He likes to create his own… sauce.









A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”







I may have to move fast and I don’t need too much linguini to hold me back










