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You women, you remember everything a guy says and then you hit him with it


Curtiz, Garfield, Neal
The Breaking Point (1950)

Categories
Loneliness Love Refusal

Men and women can never get along

Carné, Gabin, Morgan
Le Quai des brumes (1938)

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Reproach, rudeness

All the women I’ve ever met were natural born liars


Siegel, Eastwood
Two Mules For Sister Sara (1970)

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Hope, desire Wedding, marriage

A girl has to get married sometime


Serpico (1973)

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Invitation, party

And I was just wondering if you’d like a cup of coffee


Bound (1996)

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Inspirational, advice

Why, I belong to me


Shadows (1959)

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Threat, orders

Dames need their revenge too


Melville
Bob le flambeur (1956)

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Threat, orders

One more crack like that and I will spank you


Melville
Bob le flambeur (1956)

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Reproach, rudeness

Ta femme n’a qu’à la faire, la vaisselle

 

De Sica, Sordi
Il boom (1963)

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Uncategorized

How do you know what is the best place for a young girl?


The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp (1960)

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Good News

You know, the nice thing about buying food for a man is that you don’t have to laugh at his jokes

 

Sturges, Lake, McCrea
Sullivan’s Travels (1941)

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Congratulations, compliments

You’re now a woman and a charming one


Chabrol, Joano
Les Bonnes Femmes (1960)

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Toast

To the eternal feminine!


Chabrol
Les Bonnes Femmes (1960)

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Refusal Reproach, rudeness Sex Surprise, wonder

And now, dear friend, go jack off among the roses


Rivette, Labourier
Céline et Julie vont en bateau (1974)

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Uncategorized

He said : “From now on, women in this country wear dresses”


Missing (1982)

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Disappointment Refusal

Who needs a man? Learning mechanics is easier


Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios (1989)

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Feelings are a luxury few women can afford

—Est-ce que les femmes sont plus sentimentales que les hommes ?

—Les sentiments sont un luxe que peu de femmes s’offrent.


Godard, Seberg
À bout de souffle (1960)

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Are women more sentimental than men?

—Est-ce que les femmes sont plus sentimentales que les hommes ?
—Les sentiments sont un luxe que peu de femmes s’offrent.

(more sunglasses)

Godard, Melville
À bout de souffle (1960)

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Congratulations, compliments Friendship

I tried to copy your style


Talons aiguilles (1991)

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Disgust, dislike Sex

Does the opposite sex repulse you?


Olmi
Il posto (1961)

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Disappointment Refusal

It’s plain enough. Old cripples ain’t wanted

 

Hawks, Wayne
Rio Bravo (1959)

Categories
Boredom Disappointment

Same old story with men


Belle de jour (1962)

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Refusal

Husband? Never met a man good enough for that

Belle de jour (1962)

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Hope, desire Sex

I’d like to apply to become a homosexual, please


Laurie
A Bit of Fry and Laurie (1990)

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Refusal

I’m too good for men


Varda
Cléo de 5 à 7 (1962)

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Uncategorized

J’ai eu le prix du meilleur coup dans les testicules


Fellini, Mastroianni
La città delle donne (1980)

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Sex

On n’a pas besoin d’un mâle pour faire ça !

Fellini
La città delle donne (1980)

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Sex

Castration ! Castration !


Fellini, Mastroianni
La città delle donne (1980)

Categories
Refusal

I’m a girl. I should do as I like


Autant-Lara, Bardot
En cas de malheur (1958)

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Reproach, rudeness

Monstruos!


Polanski
Le Locataire (1976)

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Reproach, rudeness

Monsters!


Polanski
Le Locataire (1976)

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Birth, Pregnancy

I think I’m pregnant


Le Locataire (1976)

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Uncategorized

A man doesn’t tell a woman what to do


Hitchcock, Grant
Notorious (1946)

Categories
Happiness, satisfaction Love

Well, nobody’s perfect


Wilder, Lemmon
Some Like It Hot (1959)

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Refusal

I’m a female. I should do as I like

 

Autant-Lara, Bardot
En cas de malheur (1958)

Categories
Reproach, rudeness Threat, orders

How would you like a spanking?


Donen, Grant, Audrey Hepburn
Charade (1963)

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Threat, orders

How would you like a punch in the nose?


Donen, Grant, Audrey Hepburn
Charade (1963)

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Get well soon, health Love

Women make the best psychoanalysts


Hitchcock, Bergman, Peck
Spellbound (1945)

Categories
Inspirational, advice

If men are human beings… women are no less!


Mizoguchi
Une femme dont on parle (1954)

Categories
Excuses, justification

We hate to admit we are wrong. That’s why we are so feminine


Lubitsch
The Shop Around the Corner (1940)

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Love

Was Rilke right to say, “Modern life will increasingly separate men and women”?

La jeune fille et la femme, dans la nouveauté de leur épanouissement propre, ne s’adonneront que passagèrement à l’imitation des manières et mauvaises manières masculines, et à la répétition des professions masculines.
(Rainer Maria Rilke, Lettres à un jeune poète, 1904)
Godard
À bout de souffle (1960)

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Doo you realize the word masculine comprises mask and ass?

 

Godard, Léaud
Masculin féminin (1966)

Categories
Love Sex

Qu’est-ce que tu disais, ma jolie?

What was that you were saying, beautiful?

 

Lynch, Watts
Mullholland Drive (2001)

Categories
Threat, orders

Sulfuric acid for the eyes of men who lie

 

Truffaut, Moreau
Jules et Jim (1962)

Categories
Reproach, rudeness

The arrogant male in capitalistic society

 

Lubitsch, Garbo, Melvyn Douglas
Ninotchka (1939)

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Disgust, dislike

Your type will soon be extinct

 

Lubitsch, Garbo, Melvyn Douglas
Ninotchka (1939)

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Uncategorized

Don’t make an issue of my womanhood

Lubitsch, Garbo
Ninotchka (1939)

Categories
Reproach, rudeness Sadness

I think women who don’t cry are stupid


Godard, Karina
Une femme est une femme (1961)

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Uncategorized

I am a woman


Godard, Brialy, Karina
Une femme est une femme (1961)