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Sex

Parce que ses pics rappellent de gros seins

Daves
Spencer’s Mountain (1963)

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Inspirational, advice

I’m shutting my eyes tight so everything goes black

Godard, Seberg
À bout de souffle (1960)

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Get well soon, health Love

How can he have a heart attack without a heart?

De Sica, Loren
Matrimonio all’italiana (1964)

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Get well soon, health Love Pain

Des problèmes de cœur

Remick
The Detective (1968)

Vos mains, M. Kirkeby !

Wilder, MacLaine
The Apartment (1960)

Vous regardez quoi ?

In the Line of Fire (1993)

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Disappointment

You have no imagination, no heart, no balls

«Tu n’as pas d’imagination, pas de cœur, pas de couilles, pas de sève.»

Sautet, Béart
Un cœur en hiver (1992)

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Condolences, consolation Congratulations, compliments

J’aime les cheveux roux

Lloyd, Sidney, Cagney
Blood on the Sun (1945)

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Get well soon, health

Pretty cool, huh?

Tarantino, Thurman
Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004)

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Inspirational, advice

Maintenant, je vais vous raconter l’histoire de l’humanité

Now watch and  I’ll show you the story of life.

Laughton, Mitchum
The Night of the Hunter (1955)

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Sex

Let me taste

Rohmer
Le Genou de Claire (1970)

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Love Sex Valentine

I planned to kiss her with every lip on my face

Reiner, Martin, Ward
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982)

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Birthday, aging Get well soon, health

And every beat separates a man from eternity

Fleischer, Kennedy, Boyd, Welch
Fantastic Voyage (1988)

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Inspirational, advice Love

“A-M-O-U-R.” Vous voyez ces mains ?

Laughton, Mitchum
The Night of the Hunter (1955)

Well, now that you’ve had a good look at my face, how do you like it?

Bacon, Bogart
San Quentin (1937)

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Condolences, consolation

What would you do with a brain if you had one?

Fleming, Garland
The Wizard of Oz (1939)

That means that the crab can his victim’s brain

Corman
Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

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Disappointment Seasons Sex Surprise, wonder

Where have all the flowers gone?

Where have all the flowers gone?

Long time passing

Where have all the flowers gone?

Pete Seeger

Godard
Une femme mariée (1964)

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Congratulations, compliments Threat, orders

He got a real pretty mouth, ain’t he?

Boorman
Deliverance (1972)

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Threat, orders

He’s late as usual. I think I’ll cut his head off

Švankmajer
Alice (1988)

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Threat, orders

And I will give you the head of your enemy

Franco, Lee
The Castle of Fu Manchu (1969)

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Disgust, dislike Get well soon, health

I’m going to take this heart and put it into a dead body

Furie
Doctor Blood’s Coffin (1961)

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Get well soon, health Stress, worry

Il me manque une dent ?

(More dentistry)

The Hangover (2009)

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Happiness, satisfaction Hope, desire Love Valentine

Your mouth silently promised to be happy

En silence ta bouche a promis d’être heureuse

(Eluard, « Belle » in Le Dur Désir de durer, 1946)

Godard, Karina
Alphaville (1965)

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Congratulations, compliments Love Valentine

I like your knees

God Help the Girl (2014)

Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one

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Eastwood
The Dead Pool (1988)

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Disappointment Sex

Looks like a penis, only smaller

This witticism predates the film. An earlier instance maybe found in Richard Grayson’s short story, “The Finest Joe Colletti Story Ever Written (So Far)”, originally published in WRIT magazine #8, Innis College, Toronto, 1973.

Pink Cadillac (1989)

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Sex

You guys aren’t gonna start sucking each other’s dick, are you?

Stallone, Willis
The Expendables (2010)

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Pain Sex

You ever have a 12-inch black dick in your ass?

Verbinski
A Cure for Wellness (2016)

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Sex Threat, orders

Oh, I’m coming at you. Yaah! Oh!

Sausage Party (2016)

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Disgust, dislike Sex

Like a testicle with teeth

Deadpool (2016)

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Sex

Put some oil on my back, will you?

(More friction)

Farrow, Mitchum, Russell
His Kind of Women (1951)

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Get well soon, health Threat, orders

It is possible to screw a man’s eyes out of his head

Curtiz, Rathbone
Captain Blood (1935)

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Disappointment Disgust, dislike Sex Split ups

That’s all that thing of yours is for, making wee-wee

Psycho IV: The Beginning (1990)

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Congratulations, compliments

You have a magnificent brain, Moriarty

Rathbone
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1939)

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Congratulations, compliments Jealousy, envy Sex

C’est pas permis d’avoir un si beau cul

(La Femme de Seisaku)

Masumura
Seisaku no tsuma (1965)

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Congratulations, compliments Sex

Even if I can’t see, my fingers tell me you’re a very pretty woman

(La Légende de Zatoichi (vol. 17) : La Route sanglante)

Misumi
Zatôichi chikemuri kaidô (1967)

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Sex

Kissed her all over, her neck, her perfect breasts…

Jarmusch, Benigni
Night on Earth (1991)

Je me deamndais si elles étaient vraies. — Quoi ? Mes oreilles ?

Gilliam
Brazil (1985)

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Congratulations, compliments Sex

Je parie que tout est dur en vous


Siegel, Eastwood
Beguiled (1954)

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Sex

Je vais protéger mes arrières

De Toth, Elisha Cook Jr
Thunder Over the Plains (1953)

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Disappointment Surprise, wonder

Ça t’a jamais dérangé auparavant


Louis King
Frenchie (1950)

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Inspirational, advice

You just put your lips together and blow


Hawks, Bacall
To Have and Have Not (1944)

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Birthday, aging Congratulations, compliments

Ça fait distingué, les tempes grisonnantes

Germi, Mastroianni
Divorzio all’italiana (1961)

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Excuses, justification Get well soon, health

It didn’t matter a damn, cos there’s no women or anything like that


Jackson
They Shall Not Grow Old (2019)

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Refusal Sex

I won’t do a thing until you lick it


Strick
The Balcony (1963)

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Get well soon, health

Le cerveau des femmes, c’est un mystère


Almodovar
Hable con ella (2002)

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Invitation, party Sex

You want to kiss my breasts? — I cannot put words on my desire


Ingmar Bergman
Venetianskan (1958)

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Get well soon, health

Mes mains vous guériront

(More friction)

Daves
The Hanging Tree (1959)

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Inspirational, advice

Je ne vous conseille pas d’avancer dans la vie les yeux fermés


Daves, Schell, Cooper
The Hanging Tree (1959)