Category: Excuses, justification
A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”
Eveybody gets a right to be a sucker once
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C’était une erreur
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Pardon, je suis stupide
Forgive you enemy but first get even
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Juste une fois
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Je m’en fiche !
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L’existentialisme
(See Polish version)
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C’est mon veston préféré
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J’ai un laissez-passer
Jeff McCloud: “There never was a bronco that couldn’t be rode, never was a cow-boy that couldn’t be thrown.”
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Ce sont mes fesses !
— I caught her in bed with my best friend.
— What did you do to him?
— I shot her
— What? What about him?
— He was my best friend.
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Rien qu’un verre…
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Soyez indulgente avec moi
