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Trois fois par semaine ?
Tag: Food
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Le roquefort ?
I’m a poached egg without a piece of toast
(George and Ira Gerschwin)
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Saupoudre-moi de parmesan si tu veux
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Comment écrit-on “omelette” ?
Leftovers aren’t exactly my diet, my darling.
… stay quiet when you wanna think.
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Il aime créer sa propre sauce
— He likes to create his own… sauce.
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Pas drôle ? — Non
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Ce n’est pas drôle ? — Non
A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”
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Je n’ai pas envie d’y aller
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Certainly not
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Vous êtes une femme, non ?
I may have to move fast and I don’t need too much linguini to hold me back
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Un peu grossi ?
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Parmesan? Mozzarella? —No. No
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Do you fall in love often?
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Let me taste
— Yeah, but, Cal, those two things don’t really go together
— We go together like cocaine and waffles
— No, like for instance, if I say peanut butter and …
— Lady!
— No: jelly
— Like to put jelly on a lady ?
