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Tout ceci est très mal
Category: Feelings
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Trop maigre
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Désolé, c’est non
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C’est le capitalisme !
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You smell like gasoline
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Quelle horrible odeur !
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It’s bug repellent
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Une culotte verte ?
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Enlevez au moins votre chapeau
By the minority community I suppose you’re talking about the hoods
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Oh, merde !
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L’impolitesse m’horripile
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Tu parles français ?
— I didn’t know you spoke the lingo.
— I’ve got a pen pal in the foreign legion.
The literary crowd gives me a pain. I quit writing
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Il a oublié l’anglais
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Vous allez quelque part ?
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Rien… Calme plat…
Nothing… No action… Dullsville
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C’était le mariage
— I caught her in bed with my best friend.
— What did you do to him?
— I shot her
— What? What about him?
— He was my best friend.
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Vous êtes petite sans chaussures
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Vous êtes une femme, non ?
Vienna: “A man can lie, steal… and even kill. But as long as he hangs on to his pride, he’s still a man. All a woman has to do is slip – once. And she’s a tramp! Must be a great comfort to you to be a man.”
