


I’m one lucky so and so. I hit the jackpot








People from Oregon must giggle a lot











We haven’t seen a drink or a woman for a long long time


I’m personally very pleased with your decision because in my profession there’s one thing I dislike and that’s hearing someone’s last words.



I like my coffee strong enough to float a pistol in it




A dame!



It took me a long, long time to learn my elbow from a hot rock


— Reminds me of that fellow back home who fell off from a ten-strorey building.
— What about him ?
— As he was falling people on each floor kept hearing him say, so far so good.











It’s better than all right!



