

I’m a poached egg without a piece of toast
(George and Ira Gerschwin)
Leftovers aren’t exactly my diet, my darling.
… stay quiet when you wanna think.
— He likes to create his own… sauce.
A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”
I may have to move fast and I don’t need too much linguini to hold me back