The Dancin’ Kid: All of a sudden, I don’t like you, mister.
Johnny Guitar: Now that makes me real sad. I always hate to lose a friend.

The Dancin’ Kid: All of a sudden, I don’t like you, mister.
Johnny Guitar: Now that makes me real sad. I always hate to lose a friend.

It’s so boring





I’ve got to get out of this town. Go somewhere else. Have a look around. Enjoy myself.

















A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”




Nice state of affair, a man who has to indulge his vices by proxy






















