Category: Special occasions
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Vous faites du vélo ?
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Tu veux un verre ?
You’re going now, unless you want more of that
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Je suis mariée…
Well, I’m married now.
Men have to do strange things sometimes that they don’t like to tell their wives about
“Know what I’d like to do? I’d like to take you dancing. You remind me of my wife.”
Would you like me to make you spaghetti?
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Joyeux anniversaire
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Joyeux anniversaire
I’m afraid of women. They scream and they scratch and sometimes they step on your toes
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
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Éteins-toi, court flambeau
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Vraiment ?
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Vous aimez le chocolat ?
Hey, honey, if you could cook, I’d marry you
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Avez-vous faim ?
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Quarante-deux
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29 is the new 16
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You’re 32
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40 !
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Peu importe l’âge
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