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Ce sont les intestins de la vache
















Who do you like to cheer, the Giants or the Dodgers ?







I am hard, but I am fair




“I am the master of my destiny. I am the captain of my soul” (William Ernest Henley)


You choke the chicken before any big date don’t you?

When you come on you come on, don’t you? —Well, come on!

You want a leg or a breast ?

I was just nibbling on something

—You’re going to love me for my mind too.
— One thing at a time.

How would you like a spanking?














Back in Oregon we’d call you a head-strong girl

I don’t like strong women.

There are two kinds of women. Those who pay too much attention to themselves and those who don’t pay enough
