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C’est un gag
Category: Disappointment
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Pas drôle ? — Non
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Ce n’est pas drôle ? — Non
A man comes into a restaurant. He sits down a table. He says : “Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee without cream.” Five minutes later the waiter comes back and says: “I’m sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be without milk?”
That idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
With all due respect, Mr. Burg, is it true you had your balls surgically removed?
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Je ne veux pas rentrer
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Très mauvais !
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Trop maigre
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Désolé, c’est non
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Oh, merde !
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Il a oublié l’anglais
— I caught her in bed with my best friend.
— What did you do to him?
— I shot her
— What? What about him?
— He was my best friend.
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Vous êtes petite sans chaussures
Vienna: “A man can lie, steal… and even kill. But as long as he hangs on to his pride, he’s still a man. All a woman has to do is slip – once. And she’s a tramp! Must be a great comfort to you to be a man.”
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Jus de pomme ou rien
Only thing they had worth drinking was apple juice.
(Voir dialogues du film sur TV & Movie Transcripts)
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À la tienne !
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Parmesan? Mozzarella? —No. No
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Vous n’aimez pas les Irlandais ?
That doesn’t disturb you?
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Non. Jamais
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Point de vue très viril
«Tu n’as pas d’imagination, pas de cœur, pas de couilles, pas de sève.»
