


You are very difficult woman!

And you want me to be a man ?















I beat up men, I never went for getting rough with a woman

That girl is so foolish, she looks like a woman already




A wife isn’t like a car, you just don’t trade her in after a year for the latest model

A woman is a hole, isn’t that what they say? All the futility of the world pouring into her.









(Voir Sorry, Wrong Number)

I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
You’re not exotic but so hypnotic
You’re much, too much
If you can cook the way you look
(George & Ira Gershwin)


You shouldn’t really wear pajamas, you’re definitely the nightgown type. The shorties.


You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English giant-twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole!



— Who was the girl, Steve?
— Who was what girl?
— The one who left you with such a high opinion of women.

You dames. A guy goes out and breaks his neck to…




I don’t know anything about women


