

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
I’m surprised to hear that Aristotle is on the syllabus in the State of Wisconsin
Quisling bastard! —Serves him right.
ALGERNON. Why are there no cucumber sandwiches?
ALGERNON. Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.
ALGERNON. When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me.
Put a sock in it, Sonny
(Quote from Hands Across the Table)