

I hope it’s easier to eat than pronounce
All at once, no peanut
But we’ll just have a couple of bowls of chili and two coffees
Would you like me to make you spaghetti?
Personally, you can give me good American food any day…
And I’ve been dreaming all night about potatoes
Man has been eating God’s oats for a thousand years
Texas, Texas! That’s all you people from Texas can talk about. Texas!
And all that hogwash about horses! The loyalty of the horse! The intelligence of the horse! The intelligence? You know a horse has a brain just about the size of a walnut. They’re mean, they’re treacherous and they’re stupid. There isn’t a horse born that had enough sense to move away from a hot fire. No sensible man loves a horse. He tolerates the filthy animal only because riding is better than walking.
Hey, honey, if you could cook, I’d marry you
Another thing: did you ever taste horse ? Hasn’t got a gamy flavor. Hasn’t got a beef flavor. It just tastes like horse