

ALGERNON. Why are there no cucumber sandwiches?
Forget it
You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Damn, we’re in a tight spot!
Not even a game of cribbage. Miss it?