I’m afraid of women. They scream and they scratch and sometimes they step on your toes

I’m afraid of women. They scream and they scratch and sometimes they step on your toes
Hey, honey, if you could cook, I’d marry you
We’ll find out whether we have anything going for us besides sex.
A man’s got no business fooling around the stoves. This is strictly woman’s business
Mariage de Marilyn Monroe et Joe DiMaggio le 14 janvier 1954