







Gwendolen. I never change, except in my affections












GWENDOLEN. How absurd to talk of the equality of the sexes!

There’s a lot of things a man does that bother a woman



LADY BRACKNELL. She has been thirty-five ever since she arrived at the age of forty

LADY BRACKNELL. Thirty-five is a very attractive age.


JACK. She is a lady considerably advanced in years.
LADY BRACKNELL. Ah, nowadays that is no guarantee of respectability of character.




I like my coffee strong enough to float a pistol in it

Damn good cup of coffee, Bob

Pour some coffee. Put a slug in it









Didn’t I tell you all females are the same with their faces washed?

Very rare items : pictures of a dame with her mouth shut

Forget it


Well, Doctor, press this little thing here and the bullets come out there.





It’s bullshit. We don’t exactly believe that
