You could win every time you want if you only tried

You could win every time you want if you only tried






—What’s your position on a July wedding?
—Oh… July, August, September or October.
—Don’t let me hurry you.






I am a minority of one












I’ve never seen such a man for the telephoning



Such a messenger am I














I’m afraid of women. They scream and they scratch and sometimes they step on your toes

Everybody needs somebody







Feel your pain flowing freely out of your heart and into my hand. — I feel it
