One day you’re saving the rainforest, the next, you’re chugging cock

One day you’re saving the rainforest, the next, you’re chugging cock



You sure don’t walk like 16 either

You know the Indians used to walk like this, except the squaws always walked in the back




Please don’t bother getting up


















You could do anything with me you want to do














Or perhaps I might suggest another game?



Who am I to play chess with? Who am I to talk to?

I putter

When you’re alone and you want to amuse yourself, then what ?

I putter

You have to have a putter to putter ?

No, sir. I putter with my hands.

