One day you’re saving the rainforest, the next, you’re chugging cock

One day you’re saving the rainforest, the next, you’re chugging cock
You sure don’t walk like 16 either
You know the Indians used to walk like this, except the squaws always walked in the back
Please don’t bother getting up
You could do anything with me you want to do
Or perhaps I might suggest another game?
Who am I to play chess with? Who am I to talk to?
I putter
When you’re alone and you want to amuse yourself, then what ?
I putter
You have to have a putter to putter ?
No, sir. I putter with my hands.