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—Where were you last night?
—That was so long ago I don’t remember.
—Will I see you tonight?
—I never make plans that far in advance.






May I recommend Veuve Clicquot 26, a good French wine?



Hey, a calvados for my ghost


I’m not interested in your literary recommendation












Exactly how dull do you think I am?
