Author: denis_neyruda
For once in your life do something bright
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Don’t call me a cretin, sweetie
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What’s useless is never beautiful
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Impossible de vous voir
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C’est foutu
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J’aimerais pouvoir
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A horse! A horse!
“A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!” (Shakespeare, Richard III, act V)
And all that hogwash about horses! The loyalty of the horse! The intelligence of the horse! The intelligence? You know a horse has a brain just about the size of a walnut. They’re mean, they’re treacherous and they’re stupid. There isn’t a horse born that had enough sense to move away from a hot fire. No sensible man loves a horse. He tolerates the filthy animal only because riding is better than walking.
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Vous aimez le chocolat ?
Hey, honey, if you could cook, I’d marry you
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Qu’elle rôtisse
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Vous avez une autre tomate ?
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Je déteste les sardines!
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Avez-vous faim ?
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Avez-vous goûté du cheval ?
Another thing: did you ever taste horse ? Hasn’t got a gamy flavor. Hasn’t got a beef flavor. It just tastes like horse
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Je n’ai plus qu’à attendre
Now all I got to do is wait
[Drink] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance (Macbeth, II, 3)
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Du lait plutôt
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Redonnez-moi du whisky
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Oh, whisky, laisse-moi tranquille!
Oh, whiskey, leave me alone
Remember I must go home
My glass looks so very empty
My heart feels empty too
Would a glass that is full
Make me think she is true
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On n’a plus une goutte
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Et du champagne. Bien frais
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And me, what do I smell of? Blue?
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J’étais toute en bleu
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Un homme qui sent le cheval les chavire
Women like the smell of a horse on a man : it makes them giggle
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Quarante-deux
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29 is the new 16
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You’re 32
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40 !
