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Dirty bitch


You little beast



Well, I’m married now.

Men have to do strange things sometimes that they don’t like to tell their wives about

“Know what I’d like to do? I’d like to take you dancing. You remind me of my wife.”






Would you like me to make you spaghetti?

Personally, you can give me good American food any day…

And I’ve been dreaming all night about potatoes

Man has been eating God’s oats for a thousand years








Texas, Texas! That’s all you people from Texas can talk about. Texas!

When I move, I move like a streak

The American way : everything in a rush


Nobody blows up Pennsylvania

Heavy, she said. The only trouble with America, it spoils the women

You see, like all women I am romantic

Hey, you throw pretty good for a girl
