

A toast to the German woman, the most beautiful in the world.
Why does every German boat smell of cabbage?
You disappointed the shit out of me
That bitch… she thinks her shit don’t stink?
How does it feel to be the only rooster in this hen-house?
You’re a little old-fashioned, aren’t you?
Maybe you’re not as stuffy as you pretend to be
(dixit Jeff Bezos)